list=new Array()
list[0]="&quot;True strength is something money and credit cards cannot buy&#33;&quot;<br>- Ken, SFA3"
list[1]="&quot;Jill, here&#39;s a lockpick. It might be handy if you, &#39;the master of unlocking&#39;, take it with you.&quot;<br>- Barry Burton, Resident Evil"
list[2]="&quot;If all else fails, use fire.&quot;<br>- Zelda II"
list[3]="&quot;It&#39;s a <b>chain</b> reaction&#33;&quot;<br>- Peach, Super Mario RPG"
list[4]="&quot;This would come in handy, for a...handyman.&quot;<br>- James Bond, James Bond 007"
list[5]="<b>Magical Inequality Theorem</b><br>&quot;In the course of your travels you may find useful-sounding spells such as Petrify, Silence, and Instant Death. However, you will end up never using these spells in combat because a) all ordinary enemies can be killed with a few normal attacks, making fancy attacks unneccessary, b) all bosses and other stronger-than-average monsters are immune to those effects so there&#39;s no point in using them for long fights where they&#39;d actually come in handy, and c) the spells usually don&#39;t work anyway.&quot;<br>- RPG Cliches"
list[6]="&quot;Would you mind NOT shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons&#63;&quot;<br>- Vic Deakins"
list[7]="&quot;How many times do I have to say it&#63; Please don&#39;t shoot at the nuclear weapons.&quot;<br>- Vic Deakins"
list[8]="&quot;Why are you scared&#63; I&#39;m the one who has to walk out of here alone.&quot;<br>- Chris Baker, Pedofile"
list[9]="&quot;Ya&#39;know, its funny, you kiss just like my dad.&quot;<br>- Mr.Garrison"
list[10]="&quot;Dodge this.&quot;<br>- Trinity"
list[11]="&quot;There is no spoon.&quot;<br>- Neo"
list[12]="&quot;I know Kung-fu.&quot;<br>- Neo"
list[13]="&quot;There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.&quot;<br>- Morpehus"
list[14]="&quot;Run, Neo. Run.&quot;<br>- Trinity"
list[15]="&quot;You&#39;re empty.&quot;<br>- Agent Smith"
list[16]="&quot;I&#39;m going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.&quot;<br>- Agent Smith"
list[17]="&quot;That is the sound of inevitability.&quot;<br>- Agent Smith"
list[18]="&quot;Oh shit.&quot;<br>- Tank"
list[19]="&quot;Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here&#33;&quot;<br>- Neo"
list[20]="&quot;Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.&quot;<br>- Agent Smith"
list[21]="&quot;Sir, please, it&#39;s against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger.&quot;<br>- MT Flight Attendent"
list[22]="&quot;I understand that you do not have a passport. However, if you can defeat Junpei in mortal combat, you may enter.&quot;<br>- MT Japanese Customs"
list[23]="&quot;Nice mullet. Do all of your heroes look like MacGyver&#63;&quot;<br>- Piro"
list[24]="&quot;So&#63; Sleep is what you do at work, beds take up valuable floor space.&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[25]="&quot;Come back&#33; My wang has serious growth potential&#33;&#33;&quot;<br>- Gabe"
list[26]="&quot;I use brushes because they don&#39;t, you know, bite my face.&quot;<br>- Gabe"
list[27]="&quot;Jesus Christ, man. Where are we going to find a hat&#63;&quot;<br>- Gabe"
list[28]="&quot;Wait, did you say &#39;Computer&#63;&#39; I thought you said &#39;Shoot People In the Face&#39;.&quot;<br>- Dr. Dre"
list[29]="&quot;I wouldn&#39;t call this a computer. Nope, its more of a &#39;rabid wolverine.&#39;&quot;<br>- Tycho Brahe"
list[30]="&quot;If any of you fuckers need me, I&#39;ll be over there dying for your sins.&quot;<br>- Jesus"
list[31]="&quot;Welcome to CompUSA, bitch&#33; You like this Special Offer&#63; Huh&#63; Do ya&#63;&quot;<br>- Bob of CompUSA"
list[32]="&quot;This scene says, &#39;I am the lamest thing that ever crawled out of the lamest hole on the planet where all lameness was originally spawned in the known universe.&#39;&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[33]="&quot;I wish life had multiple save points like games do. It&#39;d be easier to go back and fix major screwups. I&#39;d just have to make sure I &#39;save&#39; every five minutes.&quot;<br>- Piro"
list[34]="&quot;PH34R MY L33T N3KKID SKILLZ&#33;&#33;&#33;&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[35]="&quot;All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it.&quot;<br>- Erika"
list[36]="&quot;When I respawn you are soooo fscking dead.&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[37]="&quot;Dom&#33; Hey dude. Look, I think I may have released a swarm of undead on Tokyo. Uh huh. Yea, can you come over&#63; Oh, and bring Ed. Tell him to bring his shotgun. Shotguns would be good.&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[38]="&quot;We need guns. Boo. Lots of Guns.&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[39]="&quot;I&#39;m pretty sure &#39;baka&#39; means &#39;no more bear.&#39;&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[40]="&quot;I am GREAT TEACHER LARGO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; PH33R MY L33T T34CH|NG SK||LZ&#33;&quot;<br> - Largo"
list[41]="&quot;This one&#39;s pretty difficult, but I&#39;ll be better in the French Oral&#33;&quot;<br>- Steve Fry"
list[42]="&quot;Oh, I&#39;m sorry, this is a rectal thermometer&#33;&quot;<br>- Ryan Stiles"
list[43]="&quot;Is this gerbil yours&#63;&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[44]="&quot;Am I taking something in, or pulling something out&#63;&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[45]="&quot;Unsightly stains&#63; Well, use the toilet paper properly&#33;&quot;<br>- Steve Fry"
list[46]="&quot;Morning everyone, and welcome to the Home Suicide Network.&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[47]="&quot;When we are married, I want to plant a seed in her, and make a baby grow in her tummy&#33;&quot;<br>- Tony Slatery"
list[48]="&quot;And I christen this child....shitty little bastard&#33;&quot;<br>- Niall Ashdown"
list[49]="&quot;Anyone here who know dear departed Douglas know he was the cheapest son of a bitch...&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[50]="&quot;Actually, Joey, I got this merit badge for drowning my wife&#33;&quot;<br>- Mike McShane"
list[51]="&quot;I spent a lot of time making those frilly pink uniforms and I expect you boys to wear them&#33;&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[52]="&quot;Yea, its like &#39;Dance Dance Revolution&#39; in a moshpit with punk music.&quot;<br>- L33T Dude"
list[53]="&quot;Largo...have you ever had a console accessory tell you to &#39;Get out&#39; before&#63;&quot;<br>- Piro"
list[54]="&quot;...and that&#39;s why we need to find a store that sells rocket launchers. Help me with this phone book.&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[55]="&quot;You don&#39;t sweat much for a fat chick&#33;&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[56]="&quot;Put your hand out the window. Feel wet&#63; It might be raining then&#33;&quot;<br>- Steve Fry"
list[57]="&quot;Word is, it might be heating up over the weekend, much like that bitch who took me for everything I had&#33;&quot;<br>- Ryan Stiles"
list[58]="&quot;I&#39;ve been drinking with the pilot for hours&#33;&quot;<br>- Greg Proops"
list[59]="&quot;What&#39;s the big deal&#63;  It doesn&#39;t hurt anybody. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck&#33;&quot;<br>- Eric Cartman"
list[60]="&quot;Some guy's been drinking with me for hours!&quot;<br>- Ryan Stiles"
list[61]="&quot;Whoa. I'm so smashed.&quot;<br>- God &#40;from Sinfest&#41;"
list[62]="&quot;I'd rather watch the god-awful second MK movie, from inside a prison cell, while gargling cat piss than play this abomination any longer.&quot;<br>- Mark MacDonald &#40;about Mortal Kombat Advance&#41;"
list[63]="&quot;Always stick a semicolon at the end of a statement--it is the Webmonkey way.&quot;<br>- Thau!"
list[64]="&quot;Why do people depend on each other? In the end you're on your own.&quot;<br>- Squall"
list[65]="&quot;Run, run, or you'll be well done!&quot;<br>- Kefka"
list[66]="&quot;I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.&quot;<br>- Vincent Valentine"
list[67]="&quot;Too much hope is the opposite of despair... An overpowering love may consume you in the end.&quot;<br>- Vincent Valentine"
list[68]="&quot;Shut up Elena. You're making me sober.&quot;<br>- Reno"
list[69]="&quot;Thanks for waking me up Luna! I was having a NIGHTMARE about half-dressed servant girls hand feeding me fish!&quot;<br>- Nall"
list[70]="&quot;Master, sir, did you just see my MAD SKILLZ!?&quot;<br>- Hammer"
list[71]="&quot;He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future...conquers the past.&quot;<br>- Kane"
list[72]="&quot;Everyone feels sick the first time they kill someone... but killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.&quot;<br>- Solid Snake"
list[73]="&quot;Everyone's gonna die!&quot;<br>- Chief Irons"
list[74]="&quot;Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon...&quot;<br>- Grey Fox"
list[75]="&quot;Warping the minds of men and shepherding the masses has always been your church's domain. You lure sheep with empty miracles and a dead god.&quot;<br>- Sydney"
list[76]="&quot;Today I&#39;m bringing you this public service announcement to help you recognize zombies in your area. Once you identify them, you can dispatch them easily with a crossbow or handgun.&quot;<br>- Largo"
list[77]="&quot;Is it cold in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?&quot;<br>- Bill McNeal"
list[78]="&quot;I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.&quot;<br>- Cousin Eddie"
list[79]="&quot;I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?&quot;<br>- Hoover Dam Guide"
list[80]="&quot;Kitten, What I'm saying is, sometimes shit happens and who you going to call?&quot;<br>- Peter Venkman"
list[81]="&quot;Is the atomic mass of Cobalt 58.9?&quot;<br>- Egon Spengler"
list[82]="&quot;We had part of a slinky, but I straightened it.&quot;<br>- Egon Spengler"
list[83]="&quot;You're right, no human being would stack books like this..&quot;<br>- Peter Venkman"
list[84]="&quot;Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.&quot;<br>- Egon Spengler"
list[85]="&quot;Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.&quot;<br>- Peter Venkman"
list[86]="&quot;Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.&quot;<br>- The Mayor"
list[87]="&quot;We still see each other. Well, she doesn't see me.&quot;<br>- Louis Ramey"
list[88]="&quot;Thank you for that round of indifference.&quot;<br>- Louis Ramey"
list[89]="&quot;If you're a woman and you don't understand me, chances are you're thinking too hard.&quot;<br>- Louis Ramey"
list[90]="&quot;I want you in the worst way which is standing up in a hammock.&quot;<br>- Louis Ramey"
list[91]="&quot;Not try to be condensating which is water sticking to a cold glass.&quot;<br>- Louis Ramey"
list[92]="&quot;No bang-bang shoot'em up.&quot;<br>- Stupid Cisco Substitute"
list[93]="&quot;Of all his gifts his creator has given him, man's ability to love is the greatest among them&quot;<br>- Control Voice"
list[94]="&quot;Tell me Bob, have you ever done LSD?&quot;<br>- The Amazing Jonathan"
list[95]="&quot;It's a 'Jump to Conclusions Mat!' You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!&quot;<br>- Tom Smykowski"
list[96]="&quot;No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just going to kick this piece of shit out of the window.&quot;<br>- Samir Nayeenanajar"
list[97]="&quot;You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.&quot;<br>- Peter Gibbons"
list[98]="&quot;We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!&quot;<br>- Michael Bolton"
list[99]="&quot;It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.&quot;<br>- Peter Gibbons"
list[100]="&quot;What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to 'Vibe?'&quot;<br>- Peter Gibbons"
list[101]="&quot;He represents all that is soulless and wrong... and you slept with him!&quot;<br>- Peter Gibbons" 
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list[103]="&quot;Three o'clock in the morning you can get truck tires, falafel and a bag of heroin...all from the same store&quot;<br>- Jim Norton"
list[104]="&quot;For the record, I hate skiing and if you're killed doing it--Good.&quot;<br>- Jim Norton"
list[105]="&quot;Its like a car accident or a sodomy video, you just have to look.&quot;<br>- Jim Norton"
list[106]="&quot;A bisexual is a person who reaches down the front of someone's pants and is happy with <b>whatever</b> they find.&quot;<br>- Church Lady"
list[107]="&quot;I'm Church Lady, the real Church Lady and all you Slim Shadies are headed for Hades.&quot;<br>- Church Lady."
list[108]="&quot;I said it was dodgeball time bitch.&quot;<br>- Stormy"
list[109]="&quot;Anything for you, magical fat faced talking pinata.&quot;<br>- Stormy"
list[110]="&quot;There <i>was</i> nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.&quot;<br>- Michael Bolton"
list[111]="&quot;'PC Load Letter?' What the fuck does that mean!?&quot;<br>- Michael Bolton"
list[112]="&quot;No! We're both in agreement about how amazing I am!&quot;<br>- Auger"
list[113]="&quot;Remove their warheads and get them down to the docking bay no we want the launching bay god dammit!!&quot;<br>- John Sheridan"
list[114]="&quot;This fellow they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well let me tell you something; I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine and Governor... You're no Thomas Jefferson!&quot;<br>- Ronald Reagan"
list[115]="&quot;When you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well ladies and gentleman, I'd follow the example of their nominee; don't inhale.&quot;<br>- Ronald Reagan(1992)"
list[116]="&quot;We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.&quot;<br>- Ronald Reagan"
list[117]="&quot;[G]overnment's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.&quot;<br>- Ronald Reagan"
list[117]="&quot;A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.&quot;<br>- Ronald Reagan"
list[118]="&quot;The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.&quot;<br>- Ronald Reagan"
list[119]="&quot;Oh marklar....&quot;<br>- Marklar"
list[120]="&quot;Yeah, and maybe Jesse Jackson will become President.&quot;<br>- Eric Cartman"
list[121]="&quot;You spoony bard!&quot;<br>- Sage Tellah"
list[122]="&quot;I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?&quot;<br>- Randal"
list[123]="&quot;You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.&quot;<br>- Dante Hicks"
list[124]="&quot;Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!&quot;<br>- Dante Hicks"
list[125]="&quot;You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?&quot;<br>- Dante Hicks"
list[126]="&quot;I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule.&quot;<br>- Randal"
list[127]="&quot;tMelodrama coming from you is about as normal as a bowel movement&quot;<br>- Randal"
list[128]="&quot;Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on you.&quot;<br>- Silent Bob"
list[129]="&quot;...as much as I love 'Clerks', I mean, come on - that fucking-the-dead-guy bit was so easy&quot;<br>- Kevin Smith"
list[130]="&quot;Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.&quot;<br>- Banky Edwards"
list[131]="&quot;Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?&quot;<br>- Silent Bob"
list[132]="&quot;Curious about men? Well, I always wondered why my father watched Hee Haw.&quot;<br>- Holden McNeil"
list[133]="&quot; Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.&quot;<br>- Banky Edwards"
list[134]="&quot;What are you so surprised about? The fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just because he don't say anything, it'll have, like, this huge impact when he does open his fucking mouth.&quot;<br>- Jay"
list[135]="&quot;The real Chun-li is a secret fucking agent. Secret Fucking agents don't go to E3.&quot;<br>- Gabe"
var q=list.length
//This is how I used to get random numbers
//
//var n=list.length-1
//var now=new Date()
//var j=now.getSeconds()%n
//var y=Math.round(Math.random()*n)
//var rej=eval(j*1.5)
//var rey=eval(y*.5)
//var temp=eval(rej+rey)
//var temp2=eval(temp/2)
//var x=Math.round(temp2)
//
// The Central Randomizer 1.3 (C) 1997 by Paul Houle (houle@msc.cornell.edu)
// See:  http://www.msc.cornell.edu/~houle/JavaScript/randomizer.html

rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();

function rnd() {
        rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
        return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};

function rand(number) {
        return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};

// end central randomizer.

var x=rand(q)-1

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